The Bachelor Costa Rica

Who's Left:

Alli

Alli is the big teeth girl that is a tad odd.  Super awkward.  Big boobs though, which cannot hurt on a show where the main wardrobe is bikinis.






Ashley



Ashley is a cute little thing, but doesn't stand out much.  I think she misses the other Ashley.

Britt



Britt is a filler.  Never really any footage of her.  I feel bad for the girls that aren't crazy or outgoing.  It's gotta be tough.

Chantal



Chantal is prob my fav right now.  Cute, good body and sweet.  Kinda catty with Michelle.  I like her too much to want her with Brad though.

Emily

Emily is a southern belle with a sad history.  Probably the next Bachelorette.

Jackie

Jackie is ok.  That's really all I got.

Michelle

Michelle is this season's psycho.  I love her eyebrows.  She's a hairstylist according to the show, but she never does much with her hair.

Shawntel

Shawntel is cool but an odd little thing.

Brad

All of these lovely ladies want Brad.  Brad.  It just goes to show it's a competition and not a love story.  Brad is a douche.  Not even a name brand douche, just a plain ol' store brand, clearance aisle douche.  Well, to be fair, a douche with abs.

First date card comes and Chantal got the first one on one date. Her date starts with the the longest zip line in the world.  Every girl wants to go 1/2 mile in a helmet in the rain with a guy.  Although it did look fun.  She got a little dirty and said she could get used to having her legs wrapped around Brad (love it).  Next, they had a picnic by the river.  More rain causes them to run for a room.  With a big bed of course.  She looked pretty hot soaking wet and put on one of his dress shirts.  They had some dessert, made out and she gets a rose.
 

The next date card comes and Jackie, Michelle, Emily, Shawntel, Britt and Ashley get the group date. Which means Alli gets the other one on one date. She is very happy about this.  The group date starts with more rain. My poor hair would frizz all over the place. Brad says it's all about adventure and the women facing their fears. I have to admit, wearing a harness and helmet on a date would be a little scary idea for a date. They repelled down a waterfall which is pretty cool. Of course one had to be afraid of heights, and Jackie won that prize. Michelle was pissed that Brad would repel with anyone but her, hits him a few times and then he tells her he is going down with her. She immediately started jumping up and down like a little girl. Next Brad goes swimming in a hot spring with each girl. Brad makes out with Emily and Michelle (not at the same time). Brad decides not to give a rose out so he could really think about who he could see a future with. Wimp.

Alli

Alli's is the next one on one date.  Brad shows up on a horse (not really sure why though).  They went into a cave 40 million years old. With spiders and bats.  Fun!   Next they have a pretty dinner set up on island in middle of water.  I think it's her mouth that bugs me.  Brad notices they are only making small talk.  Maybe it's her teeth that bug me.  Right in the middle of him telling her he sees her as a friend, she interrupts him and says she could hang out with him all of the time.  Totally clueless.  He tries again and explains he is not giving her the rose.  She says she feels stupid.  Oops.

Michelle

That night Brad gets a knock at his place.  Could it be Michelle? Commercial break, of course!  Producers gotta do their job.  Yup, it's Michelle.  She says, "I just wanted to see ya".  Michelle makes out with him and then tells him who to keep and lose.  She actually lists off who should go home and in what order.  Then she totally surprises me and goes home voluntarily.  I think she isn't quite as crazy as they make her look.  I mean, she's nuts, but she knows how to play the game.  As soon as Brad starts to look frustrated with her, she makes out with him and distracts him.


Now it's time for the cocktail party.  Emily explains why she's scared, Chantal looked so tired and worn out, Michelle fakes holding back tears. (btw isn't she supposed to be a hair stylist?  her hair was blah), Shawntel plays the silent game with Brad (I think we all know this is going to lead to kissing) and Chantal tells Brad that realized on their date that she has fallen in love.

Rose ceremony.  Chantal is safe from her one on one.

1. Ashley
2. Emily
3. Britt (surprised me)
4. Shawntel
5. Michelle

Random notes:  The girls really dress down this season, where are the pretty dresses?

Although pretty I doubt Costa Rica will be in my top five, they showed a lot of bugs, critters, animals and rain....